Going surfing but worried about sharks? These shorts are scientifically proven to prevent shark attacks by informing the beast that you like to party. It only works if you have a Scruff's hangover and a Shorty's Pizza Pillow but we assure you, it work's. Science.

*Shorty's Pizza Pillows and Scruff's Hangover sold separately

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania